Ed-vise: Jurassic Wings

A warm and lovely GOOD MORNING!!! to you all! Yup, this was a great weekend with sunshine and BBQ. I guess the first OFFICIAL type with burgers, dogs, and family!

Monday Musings Ed-vise today. Cause it’s MONDAY! So GET AFTER IT!

So, Friday I had said I would muse over the possibility of Oklahoma people suing doctors in other states over abortion. And I did that. But something more important and pertinent to today’s day and age. Something that needs nipped in the bud RIGHT NOW! That is: JURASSIC WORLD DOMINION!

Saw many previews for this movie over the weekend. I am DEFINITELY looking forward to it. Reason being it got me Musing.

I have loved the Jurassic Park series. For those who don’t know, this was actually written about by Michael Crichton way back in 1990. It’s a great premise about the use of DNA to make, well, dinosaurs. Also a great premise about how to make modern day vaccines.

Once the first ones came into existence, Mother Nature stepped in along with Mad Scientists and created a bunch of dinosaurs of all types along with some mutations and cross breeding to create even smarter and meaner dinosaurs. Needless to say, I LOVE IT!

As a side note, there is also a series of illustrated fantasy books called Dynotopia by James Gurney. In those books, humans and dinosaurs evolved together. Never really read them but I do love the illustration parts.

Now, in the previews, you see the actors running from and dealing with the dinosaurs of different breeds. They run throughout the different cities and on various motorcycles and airplanes. Bird type dinosaurs (apparently all dinosaurs evolved from such things), fish type dinosaurs, T-rex, velociraptors, etc., etc.

Here’s my Musings that came up: How long do you think it would take before these dinosaurs are hunted onto the Endangered Species List?

Seriously.

The number of hunters in the US alone, along with the number of guns and what not, I mean COME ON! My family ALONE would LOVE to hunt these things. They’d be all over that! The number of hunters in Idaho and Alaska would have the dinosaurs wiped out probably within weeks. House after house would have some stuffed T-rex (Sharp Tooth) or Brontosaurus (Long Neck) standing tall in someone’s living room. A Triceratops (Three Horn) head being used as a hat rack on the wall of an office.

Our lust for shoes and handbags made of exotic skins would force a mass killing of the things. Whale bone is heavily regulated so, dump those for dinosaur bones. Oh, let’s not forget what would happen if Chinese Natural Medicine found a medicinal purpose for ANY part of the dinosaur.

But of even great consequence to the extinction of said dinosaurs…BUFFALO WINGS! OMG, if dinosaur could be made up like Buffalo Wings! GONE would be the dinosaur unless they could reproduce like modern day farm chickens. It just gets my mouth watering thinking about a big ass dinosaur size chicken leg smothered in Buffalo Sauce…mmmmm!

I’m just saying

That’s it for today. Take care of yourselves. Check in on each other and remember you give sick pigs…OINKMENT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…Pig Squeal! That’s from Spousal Support Unit!

Peace

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