Ed-vise Episode 239

Another rainy GOOD MORNING!!! to you all! Yup, the rain was coming down this morning so, no Hershey Forward Ambulation cause I don’t much like to walk in the rain…and neither does Hershey. I know because he barely likes going out back to do his big job!

Talkin Tuesday Ed-vise today. Cause I like TALKIN and it’s TUESDAY!

First, I want to congratulate my eldest daughter on her accomplishing passing her CNA exam! Great job Pickle! On your way to doing even greater things than your old dad!

Now, to our little conversation.

I was meandering through Fred Meyer’s yesterday. Watching people do people things (cause that’s what I do).

Before entering the store was the big sign saying to put on the mask. No big; House Rules.

As I wondered through the aisles, picking up what I could remember; forgetting what needed forgotten, I noticed the defiant ones not working to prevent the spread. It got me wondering why they had their pants on.

No, I wasn’t “undressing them with my eyes.” Rather, I was connecting the correlation between not wearing a mask and wearing clothes.

See, Big Government orders people to “Hide Their Shame” as Lisa Simpson once said. It’s found in the criminal codes of most states under Indecent Exposure. Originally, it all started based on the bible telling us that because of Adam and Eve, we now wear clothes. But, now days, it’s based on health and safety.

Read through any of the protests around wearing a mask and you can put “clothing” in place of “masking.” Seriously. Wherever it says “masks”, put in “clothes.”

“No government is going to restrict my skins ability to take in vitamin D!” No shirts.

“We were meant to be au naturale!” No pants

“It’s my right to be naked and scream in the streets!” Shouldn’t be a crime.

Same stuff you hear about masking.

So, if you don’t want to mask up when you go in a store or when you are required to, don’t be selective in your protest. STRIP DOWN! GET NAKED AND MAKE YOUR STAND! After all, this is ‘Merica. LET FREEDOM RING (and swing)!

I’m just saying

That’s it for today. Take care of yourselves. Check in on each other and remember what 50 did when he got hungry…58! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…tear


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