A new phone GOOD MORNING!!! to you all! Yup, finally got a new I-phone. Upgraded from the I-phone 6 to whatever the new one is. And now comes the overly complicated task of transferring the apps and data to the new phone. Not fun.
Technically Talking Tuesday Ed-vise today. Cause it’s TUESDAY…Technically!
So, during my trip south, I stopped at Father in Law’s place for the evening prior to flying out.
One of the many cool things about Father in Law is that he has an abundance of TVs and movie selections available. And he spares no expense when it comes to the sound and picture quality. It’s pretty cool his little oasis in So. Cal despite the neighborhood needing, shall we say…Thoughts and Prayers?
We watched Jurassic World: Dominion. Basically a future world where the dinosaurs of Jurassic Park escaped and have now begun to run wild, in large herds, all over the world.
Somehow these warm blooded creatures managed to adapt to the snow and cold of Colorado and the Swiss Alps.
But, we must keep our “Willing Suspension of Disbelief.” Afterall, I don’t have a problem with dinosaurs running all over but I have a problem with them being in snow? Come on man!
OK, a while back I wrote about these dinosaurs being hunted. AND…I STILL think they would be hunted OFF THE PLANET!
Now, hunting, overall, across the US, is on the decline. People just don’t want to do it anymore and I can’t say I blame them. I remember hunting with Pops a couple times and it SUCKED! Sure, you had the excitement of the kill, but if the critter was miles from camp, you had a long ass walk with a dead animal strapped on your pack to carry back. Add in the cold and “roughing it” factor. Like I said, I can’t blame them.
But, if you introduced a dinosaur into the equation. HOLY SHIT! I bet hunting would go off the chart!
See, back in the day, First Nation folks used hunting, not only as a means of survival but also a path into “manhood.” It was a big deal for a son to go on his first hunt with dad and grandad. To get that first kill and drink the blood of the buffalo. Ride the horse into the stampeding herd and spear/ lance one of the beasts. Tales and lies told around the fire while enjoying the fruits of the hunt.
Add in dinosaurs, especially ones that can eat you, that also hunt, OHHHHH MAAAAANNN! It’s ON…again! Maybe.
“What about taste, Ed?” Great question.
On that, everyone probably thinks “Ewww! IT’s a lizard.” And not a lot of people would really be interested in eating a lizard over a nice juicy steak.
However, Technically Speaking, dinosaurs evolved from birds. So, in reality, they could be done up like chicken or Cornish Game Hens. Or any other bird dish.
Can you imagine a big ass Buffalo Wing off a dinosaur? I mean the little arm off a T-rex usually measured about three feet. They were around 45 feet long. Imagine one of those big ass legs being fried up and dipped in some Buffalo sauce…MMMMM-MMMMM! That sounds GOOOOODDDDD!
Like I said before, dinosaurs in todays world would be hunted like nobodies business. I welcome the possibility especially with Super Bowl just around the corner.
Let’s go science! Make it happen! To HELL with the cancer research! Get to CLONING!
I’m just saying
That’s it for today. Take care of yourselves. Check in on each other and remember a cucumber’s favorite instrument is a…PICKLE-O! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA…Get it…pickle-o. I kill me
Peace
Ed-vise 