Ed-vise: Big Balloon

A back spasm GOOD MORNING!!! to you all! Yup, was doing the rowing machine yesterday and my back spasmed. Crazy thing those silly little spasms. Hurts like a big dog and makes you walk all funny. Not much you can do other than hit the “Tens” unit and keep moving!

Technically Talking Tuesday Ed-vise today. Cause it’s TUESDAY…Techincally!

Gonna talk about the Big Balloon. Use to be a song that went “would you like to ride in my beautiful, my beautiful BALLLOOOOON!”

First, by a show of hands, how many out there actually believe there was a giant balloon sent by China to spy on us? Of that same group who does believe it, how many also believe COVID was real and the “vaccines” will alter your DNA turning you into a trans foreigner trying to sneak across the border with a box of fentanyl and gay books to groom our children?

But, I digress

Of course, the press has us losing our ever loving minds about a spy balloon coming over from China and spying on us. The Trumplicans are up in arms because the President acted to slowly and the Dems keep pointing out that T-Rump allowed three of them to fly over and return to China because he was too busy watching Faux News.

Here is a little known fact for you all: TECHNIALLY SPEAKING, ever since satellites went into space, THE WHOLE WORLD IS SPYING ON EACH OTHER ON AN HOURLY BASIS!

Yup, been going on for YEARS! We do it, Russians do it, China does it, India, Japan, Germany, Great Britain, France. Name a country that has satellites and they are spying on us. Just like we do to them. Even countries that don’t have satellites will borrow or buy the intel we gather.

Do we shoot them down? Nope!

Why not? Because it’s perfectly legal.

Why shoot down the balloons? Because they drift into our airspace where planes travel. Unidentified stuff in air traffic lanes gets “landed.” Either by choice or force.

What surprises me is all the NRA morons with their big bad guns and not one of them could shoot it down? What’s the matter boys? Was it moving too fast? Too big? I thought you had those guns so you could protect against the government and it’s military.

Heck man! All the government needs to do is send over a bunch of balloons and show you guys are too chicken to shoot it down. It’s just a balloon.

I’m just saying

That’s it for today. Be the person a stranger would do CPR on. Check in on each other and remember the non-binary gold prospector found gold in…THEM/ THEIR HILLS!!! BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA…Oh come on! That was funny!


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